Brooklyn Beckham …
stupid name
stupid name
I like a laugh. So a piece in the paper this morning went down well.
Olde-ing the baby
Olde English names such as Ned and Millicent are back in fashion for the first time in 800 years, says a study.
The annual Netmums survey of 4,000 parents also revealed the most bizarre new names. These included Galaxy Star, Egypt, Kaseza, Mysti-Rae, Odin Fox, Woodrow, Tarrant and Lanesra – which is Arsenal backwards.
Well, I picked up that particular ball and ran with it. What other names could ardent football fans choose for their offspring should they so desire?
As it turns out, they’d probably need to be Welsh, especially with Llawllim (Millwall), Llaslaw (Wallsall) and Egdirbder Dna Mahnegad (Dagenham and Redbridge).
There’s also Notreve (Everton), Sewel (Lewes) and my personal favourite Rupstoh Mahnettot (Tottenham Hotspur).
Take your pick. it has to be better than Harper Seven, Romeo, Cruz or Brooklyn.
Here’s the full list of all 232 English teams, from the English Premier League (Eugael Reimerp Hsilgne) to the English Isthmian Premier (Reimerp Naimhtsi Hsilgne).
English Premier League |
Eugael Reimerp Hsilgne |
| Arsenal | Lanesra |
| Aston Villa | Alliv Notsa |
| Cardiff City | Ytic Ffidrac |
| Chelsea | Aeslehc |
| Crystal Palace | Ecalap Latsyrc |
| Everton | Notreve |
| Fulham | Mahluf |
| Hull City | Ytic Lluh |
| Liverpool | Looprevil |
| Manchester City | Ytic Retsehcnam |
| Manchester United | Detinu Retsehcnam |
| Newcastle United | Detinu Eltsacwen |
| Norwich City | Ytic Hciwron |
| Southampton | Notpmahtuos |
| Stoke City | Ytic Ekots |
| Sunderland | Dnalrednus |
| Swansea City | Ytic Aesnaws |
| Tottenham Hotspur | Rupstoh Mahnettot |
| West Bromwich Albion | Noibla Hciwmorb Tsew |
| West Ham United | Detinu Mah Tsew |
English League Championship |
Pihsnoipmahc Eugael Hsilgne |
| Barnsley | Yelsnrab |
| Birmingham City | Ytic Mahgnimrib |
| Blackburn Rovers | Srevor Nrubkcalb |
| Blackpool | Loopkcalb |
| Bolton Wanderers | Srerednaw Notlob |
| AFC Bournemouth | Htuomenruob Cfa |
| Brighton and Hove Albion | Noibla Evoh Dna Nothgirb |
| Burnley | Yelnrub |
| Charlton Athletic | Citelhta Notlrahc |
| Derby County | Ytnuoc Ybred |
| Doncaster Rovers | Srevor Retsacnod |
| Huddersfield Town | Nwot Dleifsredduh |
| Ipswich Town | Nwot Hciwspi |
| Leeds United | Detinu Sdeel |
| Leicester City | Ytic Retseciel |
| Middlesbrough | Hguorbselddim |
| Millwall | Llawllim |
| Nottingham Forest | Tserof Mahgnitton |
| Queens Park Rangers | Sregnar Krap Sneeuq |
| Reading | Gnidaer |
| Sheffield Wednesday | Yadsendew Dleiffehs |
| Watford | Droftaw |
| Wigan Athletic | Citelhta Nagiw |
| Yeovil Town | Nwot Livoey |
English League One |
Eno Eugael Hsilgne |
| Bradford City | Ytic Drofdarb |
| Brentford | Droftnerb |
| Bristol City | Ytic Lotsirb |
| Carlisle United | Detinu Elsilrac |
| Colchester United | Detinu Retsehcloc |
| Coventry City | Ytic Yrtnevoc |
| Crawley Town | Nwot Yelwarc |
| Crewe Alexandra | Ardnaxela Ewerc |
| Gillingham | Mahgnillig |
| Leyton Orient | Tneiro Notyel |
| Milton Keynes Dons | Snod Senyek Notlim |
| Notts County | Ytnuoc Stton |
| Oldham Athletic | Citelhta Mahdlo |
| Peterborough United | Detinu Hguorobretep |
| Port Vale | Elav Trop |
| Preston North End | Dne Htron Notserp |
| Rotherham United | Detinu Mahrehtor |
| Sheffield United | Detinu Dleiffehs |
| Shrewsbury Town | Nwot Yrubswerhs |
| Stevenage | Eganevets |
| Swindon Town | Nwot Nodniws |
| Tranmere Rovers | Srevor Eremnart |
| Walsall | Llaslaw |
| Wolverhampton Wanderers | Srerednaw Notpmahrevlow |
English League Two |
Owt Eugael Hsilgne |
| Accrington Stanley | Yelnats Notgnircca |
| AFC Wimbledon | Nodelbmiw Cfa |
| Bristol Rovers | Srevor Lotsirb |
| Burton Albion | Noibla Notrub |
| Bury | Yrub |
| Cheltenham Town | Nwot Mahnetlehc |
| Chesterfield | Dleifretsehc |
| Dagenham and Redbridge | Egdirbder Dna Mahnegad |
| Exeter City | Ytic Retexe |
| Fleetwood Town | Nwot Doowteelf |
| Hartlepool United | Detinu Loopeltrah |
| Mansfield Town | Nwot Dleifsnam |
| Morecambe | Ebmacerom |
| Newport County AFC | Cfa Ytnuoc Tropwen |
| Northampton Town | Nwot Notpmahtron |
| Oxford United | Detinu Drofxo |
| Plymouth Argyle | Elygra Htuomylp |
| Portsmouth | Htuomstrop |
| Rochdale | Eladhcor |
| Scunthorpe United | Detinu Eprohtnucs |
| Southend United | Detinu Dnehtuos |
| Torquay United | Detinu Yauqrot |
| Wycombe Wanderers | Srerednaw Ebmocyw |
| York City | Ytic Kroy |
English Conference Premier |
Reimerp Ecnerefnoc Hsilgne |
| Aldershot Town | Nwot Tohsredla |
| Alfreton Town | Nwot Noterfla |
| Barnet | Tenrab |
| Braintree Town | Nwot Eertniarb |
| Cambridge United | Detinu Egdirbmac |
| Chester | Retsehc |
| Dartford | Droftrad |
| FC Halifax Town | Nwot Xafilah Cf |
| Forest Green Rovers | Srevor Neerg Tserof |
| Gateshead | Daehsetag |
| Grimsby Town | Nwot Ybsmirg |
| Hereford United | Detinu Drofereh |
| Hyde FC | Cf Edyh |
| Kidderminster Harriers | Sreirrah Retsnimreddik |
| Lincoln City | Ytic Nlocnil |
| Luton Town | Nwot Notul |
| Macclesfield Town | Nwot Dleifselccam |
| Nuneaton Town | Nwot Notaenun |
| Salisbury City | Ytic Yrubsilas |
| Southport | Trophtuos |
| Tamworth | Htrowmat |
| Welling United | Detinu Gnillew |
| Woking | Gnikow |
| Wrexham | Mahxerw |
English Conference North |
Htron Ecnerefnoc Hsilgne |
| AFC Telford United | Detinu Droflet Cfa |
| Altrincham | Mahcnirtla |
| Barrow | Worrab |
| Boston United | Detinu Notsob |
| Brackley Town | Nwot Yelkcarb |
| Bradford Park Avenue | Euneva Krap Drofdarb |
| Colwyn Bay | Yab Nywloc |
| Gainsborough Trinity | Ytinirt Hguorobsniag |
| Gloucester City | Ytic Retsecuolg |
| Guiseley | Yelesiug |
| Harrogate Town | Nwot Etagorrah |
| Hednesford Town | Nwot Drofsendeh |
| Histon | Notsih |
| Leamington | Notgnimael |
| North Ferriby United | Detinu Ybirref Htron |
| Oxford City | Ytic Drofxo |
| Solihull Moors | Sroom Lluhilos |
| Stalybridge Celtic | Citlec Egdirbylats |
| Stockport County | Ytnuoc Tropkcots |
| Vauxhall Motors | Srotom Llahxuav |
| Worcester City | Ytic Retsecrow |
| Workington | Notgnikrow |
English Conference South |
Htuos Ecnerefnoc Hsilgne |
| Basingstoke Town | Nwot Ekotsgnisab |
| Bath City | Ytic Htab |
| Bishop’s Stortford | Droftrots S’Pohsib |
| Boreham Wood | Doow Maherob |
| Bromley | Yelmorb |
| Chelmsford City | Ytic Drofsmlehc |
| Concord Rangers | Sregnar Drocnoc |
| Dorchester Town | Nwot Retsehcrod |
| Dover Athletic | Citelhta Revod |
| Eastbourne Borough | Hguorob Enruobtsae |
| Eastleigh | Hgieltsae |
| Ebbsfleet United | Detinu Teelfsbbe |
| Farnborough | Hguorobnraf |
| Gosport Borough | Hguorob Tropsog |
| Havant and Waterlooville | Ellivoolretaw Dna Tnavah |
| Hayes and Yeading United | Detinu Gnidaey Dna Seyah |
| Maidenhead United | Detinu Daehnediam |
| Staines Town | Nwot Seniats |
| Sutton United | Detinu Nottus |
| Tonbridge Angels | Slegna Egdirbnot |
| Weston-super-Mare | Eram-Repus-Notsew |
| Whitehawk | Kwahetihw |
English Northern Premier |
Reimerp Nrehtron Hsilgne |
| AFC Fylde | Edlyf Cfa |
| Ashton United | Detinu Nothsa |
| Barwell | Llewrab |
| Blyth Spartans | Snatraps Htylb |
| Buxton | Notxub |
| Chorley | Yelrohc |
| Droylsden | Nedslyord |
| FC United of Manchester | Retsehcnam Fo Detinu Cf |
| Frickley Athletic | Citelhta Yelkcirf |
| Grantham Town | Nwot Mahtnarg |
| Ilkeston | Notsekli |
| King’s Lynn Town | Nwot Nnyl S’Gnik |
| Marine | Eniram |
| Matlock Town | Nwot Kcoltam |
| Nantwich Town | Nwot Hciwtnan |
| Rushall Olympic | Cipmylo Llahsur |
| Skelmersdale United | Detinu Eladsremleks |
| Stafford Rangers | Sregnar Droffats |
| Stamford | Drofmats |
| Stocksbridge Park Steels | Sleets Krap Egdirbskcots |
| Trafford | Droffart |
| Whitby Town | Nwot Ybtihw |
| Witton Albion | Noibla Nottiw |
| Worksop Town | Nwot Poskrow |
English Southern Premier |
Reimerp Nrehtuos Hsilgne |
| AFC Totton | Nottot Cfa |
| Arlesey Town | Nwot Yeselra |
| Banbury United | Detinu Yrubnab |
| Bashley | Yelhsab |
| Bedford Town | Nwot Drofdeb |
| Bideford | Drofedib |
| Biggleswade Town | Nwot Edawselggib |
| Burnham | Mahnrub |
| Cambridge City | Ytic Egdirbmac |
| Chesham United | Detinu Mahsehc |
| Chippenham Town | Nwot Mahneppihc |
| Corby Town | Nwot Ybroc |
| Frome Town | Nwot Emorf |
| Hemel Hempstead Town | Nwot Daetspmeh Lemeh |
| Hitchin Town | Nwot Nihctih |
| Hungerford Town | Nwot Drofregnuh |
| Poole Town | Nwot Eloop |
| Redditch United | Detinu Hctidder |
| St Albans City | Ytic Snabla Ts |
| St Neots Town | Nwot Stoen Ts |
| Stourbridge | Egdirbruots |
| Truro City | Ytic Orurt |
| Weymouth | Htuomyew |
English Isthmian Premier |
Reimerp Naimhtsi Hsilgne |
| AFC Hornchurch | Hcruhcnroh Cfa |
| Billericay Town | Nwot Yacirellib |
| Bognor Regis Town | Nwot Siger Rongob |
| Bury Town | Nwot Yrub |
| Canvey Island | Dnalsi Yevnac |
| Carshalton Athletic | Citelhta Notlahsrac |
| Cray Wanderers | Srerednaw Yarc |
| Dulwich Hamlet | Telmah Hciwlud |
| East Thurrock United | Detinu Kcorruht Tsae |
| Enfield Town | Nwot Dleifne |
| Grays Athletic | Citelhta Syarg |
| Hampton and Richmond Borough | Hguorob Dnomhcir Dna Notpmah |
| Harrow Borough | Hguorob Worrah |
| Hendon | Nodneh |
| Kingstonian | Nainotsgnik |
| Leiston | Notsiel |
| Lewes | Sewel |
| Lowestoft Town | Nwot Tfotsewol |
| Maidstone United | Detinu Enotsdiam |
| Margate | Etagram |
| Metropolitan Police | Ecilop Natiloportem |
| Thamesmead Town | Nwot Daemsemaht |
| Wealdstone | Enotsdlaew |
| Wingate and Finchley | Yelhcnif Dna Etagniw |
